8 October 2008

PERBUATAN YANG PALING " DISGUSTING " PERNAH SIA BUAT

Ini adalah susulan cerita duit RM1 dari c April betapa dia so thankful wpun RM1 saja dia dapat duit raya...so cute.. :D, sia pun terreminisinglah kisah yang pernah berlaku pada diri sia semasa menjadi student d UITM Sabah dulu..dulu.. yang ne pun pasal duit...

Alkisahnya begini... routine sia sebelum mandi... jan jijik...ah, ini cerita BENAR pasal diri sia...bukan direka2 OK!!...routine sebelum mandi pagi..sia mesti masuk tandas luk..to answer the call of the nature la bah...takan nda tau..so masa sia buat "business" tu sia nda mau buang masa, ntah..sia pun inda paham pasal diri sia ne... so sambil2 buat muka bida...sia pun berus gigila....dalam tandas tau...sambil2......... tu..... :D , Sekali ntah dari mana sia pun nda tau tiba2 ting..... duit 50 sen sia jatuh beguling2 masuk dalam lubang tandas.....punyala sia panik seketika... pada masa dan ketika itu yang sia fikir:

>50 sen tu pun sangat besar dan berharga bagi sia
>Sia buli beli maggi lagi tu tambah 10 sen saja
>Sayang butul sia tu duit, takan ilang macam tu saja
>O tidak....., tida mungkin sia kehilangan 50 sen sia...

Tanpa berfikir panjang...bpikir 2x 3x ka...selepas sja sia menyempurnakan business sia dan kerja2 pembersihan...sia pusing p belakang..sia kc masuk tangan sia p lubang tandas yg bulum kana flush tu terus sia saluk= seluk tu duit di dasar bahan buangan yang sia buang tadi tu...tahan sjala.. sendiri punya kan....terus sia dapat 50 sen sia...punya la sia sinang ati masa tu... Thanks God.. rezeki bah ne.. nda sia mau kc sia2 pemberian parents sia.. sia bilang sama diri sia... :D

Apa yang sia tida tau...... satu masa kemudian..... sia ada buat experiment...coin kan... kalau jatuh d lubang tandas trus kita flush dia inda ikut/ hanyut... sebab dia barat gia.... tapi apakan daya.... aku telah melakukannya...demi 50 sen ku.

35 comments:

Claire said...

hahahhahhaha...nit ba..funny kau ni..tia pa la tu...ada jg pengalaman...haha 20cent kau nda sayang mo kasi exp kan..haha

kukuanga said...

NIt! ko bikin aku loya makan tengahari.. x jadi ni pugi lunch... esp because harga nasi lunch d kafe biasanya 3.50. and tu 50 sin bah... ingat2 sy nanti...

jahat ko ni...

Wel^Beiolman said...

wahahahaha..perbuatan paling menarik ni nit..teruskan experiment...terai rm50 kertas la ah..hehe.....tinguk sepa berabut mau kasi masuk tgn..hahaha..

Tompinai paladius @ NiT said...

Claire...ia bah... 10 pun sangat berharga bagi sia masa tu.. maklumlah blum pernah pigang duit sendiri kan...hehe paham2 sajalah..hahaha... :D

Tompinai paladius @ NiT said...

Hahahah...Kukuanga...ok tu..biar diet sket especially selepas ari raya ne.. kunun kan.. mesti kana kontrol selera sket hehe...nanti jadi bulat macam tavadak... :D

Tompinai paladius @ NiT said...

Wel..jan ko.. RM1..pun sia kurik mah...hehheehe....duit bah tu.. masa tu...heheh.. 10 sen masa bulum kerja bagi sia macam rm1 suda tau..hehehe.. :D

APRIL RD said...

thanks nit... well t'sentuh sia bc jg crita ko ni....yala at least kita tau m'hargaikan...

Tompinai paladius @ NiT said...

April...ko gia tesentuh..heheh.. ada yang kegelian...hehehe... ada yang kesukaan... len urang len pula pemandangan durang kan April... :D

Anonymous said...

u are the man..realy...ihihihih

APRIL RD said...

nama pun org kan...we are the most unique creation ba kan...most complicated jg...but at the same time bole jd the most wonderful jg kan....:)

Tompinai paladius @ NiT said...

Along...I'm the man...kan...heheh.. ada lagi satu susulan cerita benar pasal sia ne..nanti sia post bila siap assignment sia...heheh.. :D

Tompinai paladius @ NiT said...

April...gud to hear that, especially dari urang muda2 macam kamurang... hehehe.. sia macam bapa2 uda pula mau kc advice ne...hehehe :D

-Gina G- said...

Gulp..tahan kegalian..
tapi kalau teda duit sudah, saya paham tu..especially time study..jan risau..hehehehe

Tompinai paladius @ NiT said...

Ai Gina...hahahaha.. lama inda nampak ko ne.... brabis ko cuti oh kan...hehe.. besala time tu kan.. mau cari 10 sen pun susa semua mau dari ibu bapa juga..hehehe... :D

Anonymous said...

adui sabar ja la..tp sia masih teringat beliau sia punya gigi palsu termasuk lubaNG jamban..pun sia ambil juga.teeheee betul ni kisah benar..hmm atas sebab2 kesihatan sia inda suruh lagi beliau sia pakai itu gigi palsu dia..

Tompinai paladius @ NiT said...

Joy betul bah..ada susulan lagi ini cerita sia ne.....mimang semua cerita benar.. macam bikin malu juga mau cerita tpi sia kana cerita juga kalu inda ati sia inda tenang sampai bila2... ingat kebuduhan sia ne..hehehehe.. :D

Puteri Ezza said...

Sia pernah hidup susah. Kalau perkara tu terjadi dengan sia pada waktu itu, sia pun mungkin akan buat perkara yang sama. Tapi, sia flush dulu la. Geli juga walaupun sendiri punya. Hehehe :-P

Tompinai paladius @ NiT said...

Puteri...sia ne mimang jenis impulsif punya urang ba... sia inda pikir panjang2 terus sia buat.. jadi waktu itu yang sia ingat kalu la itu duit teikut bila kana flush sayang juga sia bilang...terus sia pungut sebelum kana flush... kuang...kuang... :D

FredDass said...

Nit, hahahaha (ko bayang jak sa ketawa terbahak2).. Lucunya..

For me it's no problem bah.. It's yours *tut*, you are the one who produce *it* so buat apa mau geli kan.. Hehehe.. Kalau sa desperate pun, out of nothing buat juga mcm ko.. But as you already did the experiment on that, lain kali sa flush dulu la..Hehehe..

What a co-incidence today as I just read an e-mail from a friend of mine regarding *usin*.. Read it:

57 CENT CHURCH

A little girl stood near a small church from which she had been turned away because it was 'too crowded.'
'I can't go to Sunday School,' she sobbed to the pastor as he walked by.
Seeing her shabby, unkempt appearance, the pastor guessed the reason and, taking her by the hand, took her inside and found a place for her in the Sunday school class. The child was so happy that they found room for her, and she went to bed that night thinking of the children who have no place to worship Jesus.
Some two years later, this child lay dead in one of the poor tenement buildings. Her parents called for the kind-hearted pastor who had befriended their daughter to handle the final arrangements.
As her poor little body was being moved, a worn and crumpled red purse was found which seemed to have been rummaged from some trash dump.
Inside was found 57 cents and a note, scribbled in childish handwriting, which read: 'This is to help build the little church bigger so more children can go to Sunday school.'
For two years she had saved for this offering of love.
When the pastor tearfully read that note, he knew instantly what he would do. Carrying this note and the cracked, red pocketbook to the pulpit, he told the story of her unselfish love and devotion.
He challenged his deacons to get busy and raise enough money for the larger building.
But the story does not end there...
A newspaper learned of the story and published It. It was read by a wealthy realtor who offered them a parcel of land worth many thousands.
When told that the church could not pay so much, he offered to sell it to the little church for 57 cents.
Church members made large donations. Checks came from far and wide. Within five years the little girl's gift had increased to $250,000.00—a huge sum for that time (near the turn of the century). Her unselfish love had paid large dividends.
When you are in the city of Philadelphia, look up Temple Baptist Church, with a seating capacity of 3,300.. And be sure to visit Temple University, where thousands of students are educated.
Have a look, too, at the Good Samaritan Hospital and at a Sunday School building which houses hundreds of beautiful children, built so that no child in the area will ever need to be left outside during Sunday school time.
In one of the rooms of this building may be seen the picture of the sweet face of the little girl whose 57 cents, so sacrificially saved, made such remarkable history. Alongside of it is a portrait of her kind pastor, Dr. Russell H. Conwell, author of the book, 'Acres of Diamonds'.

This is a true story, which goes to show WHAT GOD CAN DO WITH 57 CENTS.

Eddus said...

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Tompinai paladius @ NiT said...

Fred... Thank you so much for sharing it, and I really appreciate it. Thank you. :D

Tompinai paladius @ NiT said...

Lohan... gitu la bah tu keadaan dia.. masing2 kita kan setiap barang tu ada value dia tersendiri... hehehe.. so tindakan kita pun kreatif juga tuk benda yang kita sayang tu..hehe :D

Andrik McVean said...

wah...ini memang satu pengakuan yang paling tulus dan iklas..huhu.....bikin katawa kalau ini

Tompinai paladius @ NiT said...

Andrik bah... sia mimang jujur ne bila sia mengaku pasal ini..hehehe... mimang lucu tapi ada sebab dia kan napa sia buat macam tu... sebab parents sia dulu bukan urang senang juga..so tu kali sebab dia sia sayang butul duit tu.. :)

Puteri Ezza said...

Your last comment sangat menyentuh jiwa :'( Kita akan benar-benar menghargai nilai 'RM' apabila kita mengerti dan memahami susah payah parents kita untuk mendapatkannya bagi membesarkan kita...

APRIL RD said...

@ NIt....thx...org mudah2..duiii tua sdh ba gia sia ni...22 sdh!

Tompinai paladius @ NiT said...

Puteri... betul tu..... saya sangat hargai pengorbanan parents sia..sebab tu sia sangat2 hargai apa sekali pun yang diterima dari durang :)

Tompinai paladius @ NiT said...

April ko mc muda lagi bah..jan cepat mengaku tua... heheh..angkol pun dekat uda mau 40 mc mengaku muda ne... :D

isabella angel lane said...

niiittt... ko ada hidu tangan ko ka lepas ko ambil tu duit dlm mangkuk tandas??? hahaha...

Tompinai paladius @ NiT said...

Isabell....hahahahaha.... ada pula mau cium2 lg tu tangan...yang penting dapat 50 sen sia .....hehehe :D

Boy said...

sir..paladius

sia baru pertahgahan baca ne
sakit perut saya....wakakaka

mungkin klo mengikut dari lubuk hati sia yg lain2,rasanya tu kmubetul2 tiada duit. :)

pigang tahi sendiri ka sir?
sia pun pernah pernah pigang tahi sia heheheh... :)

fuhhhhhhh....busuk bah itu!!

kuakakakaka...

Tompinai paladius @ NiT said...

Hahaahaha....sia men tutup mata saja ba time tu... mimang la ndada duit.. bukan gia urang sanang durang mama sama bapa sia...hehehe..jd sia pun sayang butul tu duit... :)

Belle Edwin said...

hahaha~~no komen lah nit...hahahahaha....

Tompinai paladius @ NiT said...

Sabar saja kan bell...hehehe... :D apa buli buat.. nasi suda menjadi tai...heheh.. :D

DrKong said...

hahaha! Bagus ko gamanz. Sa pernah juga mengalami sedemikian,tapi bukan syiling lah. Kunci. hahaha!
Nasib teda taik? hahahahahah