YOU ARE A TRUE SABAHAN WHEN.....

I copied these from a friend...I found it really funny and amusing.. hey..there are some facts which is not well-comply to ourselves and could be a bit harsh to others but what the heck.. don't take it seriously laaa....hehhee...the most important thing is laugh..awet muda!! BBKK!!!

• You drive at right lane of the road, with a speed of only 50 KM/H. If people horn behind you, you still don't know what's wrong.

• You have the luxury of working from 8 AM to 5 PM (get off work punctually).

• You don't believe that there is any "clean" politician in Sabah .

• You feel "obligated" to reach the top of Mount Kinabalu at least once in a lifetime.

• You prefer a big car than a big house (probably you can't drive a big house around to show off).

• You wear slipper and short wherever you go, even in city.

• You still think that Labuan belongs to Sabah .

• You will not go to any FREE seminar / function that has no food or refreshment.

• You don't care about service. You just want things cheap, cheap, cheap.

• You know where to get your candles and torch light quickly in the total darkness (due to training by frequent blackout).

• You know what "aramaitiee" means...

• You shout "referee bodoh!!" and at the same time throw mineral water bottles on the pitch during a football match at Likas Stadium
  

• Your Timorese maid ran away with her lover, taking your money or jewellery along..

• You doubt someone's mykad wether it is real or fake..

• Your favourite assemblyman whom you vote and supported all this while...gambled away and lost a whopping 60 million ringgit in a London casino..

• You go inside a karaoke at 12 pm and realise that the place is still open at 5 am...

• You come across a supposedly local person but with a very foreign accent..

• You cannot vote in an election because someone has voted on behalf of you...

• You own a bakakuk